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Amelia Earhart Isn't 115, She's Fucking Dead

Today is famous aviator and feminist icon Amelia Earhart's 115th birthday. She was pretty awesome. 

 

In case you're wondering what to get her for her birthday, I'm afraid I have no idea. You see, even though she disappeared quite some time ago, in 1937, at the age of 39, and we're not sure exactly where she ended up, I can say that, in all confidence, that she's dead. 

 

Well, maybe I'm just making an assumption here, but most people do not live to the age of 115. And yet, the news seems to report that she has turned 115 years old today. Funny, that. 

 


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