ApctConnect is a tad Ridiculous

The other day I found a little notice stuff in my apartment door. It was information to sign up with AptConnect.com. A website that apparently serves as a fun little online social community when a real life community is too lazy to communicate between their apartment door and car. Okay, no, I don't know anyone who lives here. Irregardless, AptConnect wanted to get to know me. Nothing wrong with that in theory... well let's just say that their survey process needs a bit of work... If you have interested, check here. If not, select the things you're not interested in below. Money & Investing, interest. Networking, interest. Electronics, interest. Sedans? Non-interest.
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Fantastic! Now I know more than enough about which neighbors need to be avoided.