DRAGON BALL KAI - EPISODE 27 REVIEW (CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR RAGE)
EPISODE 27, "A HAIR-TRIGGER PINCH! GOHAN, PROTECT THE FOUR-STAR-BALL" OR, "YOU WON'T ESCAPE... MY REVIEW!"
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SYNOPSIS: VEGETA TAKES THE DRAGON BALL THAT KURIRIN RECEIVED FROM SAICHORO AND HEADS OFF TO COLLECT THE ONE HE HID. ON THE WAY HE SPOTS GOHAN, WHO HIDES THE BALL, AND MANAGES TO GET AWAY FAIRLY UNHARMED. HE TAKES THE FOUR-STAR BALL BACK TO WHERE KURIRIN AND BULMA ARE. VEGETA ARRIVES AT WHERE HE LEFT THE FOUR-STAR BALL, AND IS SURPRISED TO FIND IT MISSING. PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, HE REALIZES THE DEVICE GOHAN HAD WITH HIM WAS A RADAR FOR DETECTING DRAGON BALLS. ENRAGED, VEGETA GOES LOOKING FOR THE EARTHLINGS, BUT DOESN'T FIND THEM WHERE THEY'D BEEN BEFORE. HIDING SOMEWHERE ELSE, KURIRIN DECIDES TO TAKE GOHAN TO SEE SAICHORO. VEGETA THINKS OF WHAT TO DO NEXT, WHILE FREEZA IS ENRAGED, HAVING WAITED FOR ZARBON TO RETURN.
COMMENTS:
AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM YELLING ON THE INTERNET! FORGIVE ME, I AM TRYING TO CHANNEL VEGETA'S RAGE IN THIS REVIEW!
AAAAARRAGGAGGAGH!
IN THIS EPISODE, INSTEAD OF VEGETA TRICKING FREEZA, HE HAS BEEN TRICKED BY GOHAN! HE WAS NONE TOO HAPPY ABOUT IT, EITHER, GIVING US A CLASSIC LINE IN THE OCEAN DUB OF SEASON 2: "YOU WON'T ESCAPE... MY WRATH!" I DON'T THINK WE EVER SEE VEGETA SO PISSED OFF IN THE ENTIRE SERIES. EVEN THE ANDROIDS DON'T GET HIM THAT RILED UP.
ON TOP OF THAT, HE WAS SO CLOSE TO THE LAST ONE, BUT GOHAN HID IT JUST OUT OF SIGHT. THE WAY VEGETA WAS ACTING IN THAT SCENE, GOHAN SHOULD HAVE CALLED IN CHRIS HANSON. THAT GUY MAKES ME RAGE, THOUGH. GRARARARGH!
HAVING SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED VEGETA, GOHAN AND KURIRIN HEAD OFF TO GET GOHAN'S HIDDEN POWER UNLOCKED FROM SOICHORO. IT'S TOO BAD ALL THIS POWERING UP ENDS UP ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING AT ALL. I HOPE I DIDN'T SPOIL THAT FOR YOU. SPOILERS PISS ME OFF. GARARAARARRGGGGAAGAAAAH!
YOU WON'T ESCAPE MY...
Fuck, I can't keep this up. As a writer, I just can't. Caps lock writing is disgusting. I feel bad even doing it to joke around. In fact, it's gotten me... gotten me... ANGRY. SO ANGRY. SO...
YYYAAAAAAAAHAARRAAAGGAAAGGAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forgive me, the next review won't be like this.
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