Dragon Ball Kai - Episode 61 Review

Episode 61, "No Chance of Victory Against No. 19! Super Vegeta Arrives Late"

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*****SPOILERS*****

Synopsis: As Goku has his energy drained from him by No. 19, Vegeta arrives, as smug as ever. After taunting the Artificial Humans, Vegeta transforms into a Super Saiyan, amazing everyone. He explains that during training, he became so enraged at himself for not keeping up with Goku, that his anger transformed him. Vegeta dominates 19, who tries to take advantage of him by grabbing his hands, but ultimately has his hands torn off. 19 tries to escape, but Vegeta fires a "Big Bang Attack" that destroys him. Artificial Human 20 escapes into the high rocks and everyone gives chase.

9:18 is Super Saiyan time!And thus his illustrious writing career was ruined.

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Overall Score:

4 out of 5

 


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