Episode 66, "The Time has Come to Become One Again... Piccolo's Decision for Ultimate Power!", or "What If God Was As Worthless As One Of Us?"
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Synopsis: Kuririn revives his allies with senzu. Frustrated with his defeat, Vegeta flies off. Tenshinhan laments that even with Goku, he doubts they'd have been able to defeat the Artificial Humans. Piccolo flies off next, with Kuririn speculating that he plans to fuse with Kami to become more powerful. Kuririn and Trunks head to Goku's house to move him to Roshi's place. Piccolo arrives at Kami's temple. Kami realizes why he's come, but requests he be allowed to watch the situation on Earth a little longer before he makes his decision. Kuririn and Trunks arrive at Goku's place, and along with Yamucha, Chi-Chi, and the still recovering Goku, head off to Kame House.
Comments:
Piccolo must've forgot to take his mood swing medication. I mean, everybody's talking normally, and then just because Kuririn implied he was their friend, he flies off the handle with his, "I'VE NEVER BEEN YOUR FRIEND, SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOING HOME!" I can almost hear Tenshinhan mumble, "What a douche" under his breath, but maybe that's my imagination. I can understand him being upset about having to go fuse with Kami, the guy he hates, in order to become more powerful, but man, Piccolo, like it or not, these losers are your friends. At least, friends by proxy, because let's face it, Goku is your friend now. You trained his son. You hang out with him. You probably spot him when he benchpresses. You've probably spooned him before as you cried over your strange and terrible longing for him and his boyish charm, even though you have no penis (contrary to that picture going around with you and Vegeta).
I guess I'd be angry, too, if I realized that Kurirn had become my friend. Ah, who am I kidding? I'm practically Kuririn. Actually, Kuririn has way more of a life than I do. Isn't that sad? Kuririn would call me a loser. Well, at least I don't splooge all over myself if a girl kisses me on the cheek. Honest. No, honest!
Speaking of worthless people, Kami-sama! Wow, this guy, he's pretty much the worst God ever. His only contributions to Earth are the Dragon Balls and Piccolo. Other than that, he hasn't done a fucking thing his entire reign, as far as I know. What was he doing the whole time up there, just jerking off onto the people? When the Red Ribbon Army threatened the people, did a righteous God strike them down? No. When his evil half took over the world? Not a fucking thing. Not one damn thing. He did nothing. What a worthless deity. And he even admits it. Hell, he once tried to get Goku to take his place.
You know what? Goku would have made a more interesting Kami than this fucker.
Overall Score:
3 out of 5
