Sterilize Americans- Enough McChildren

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I'm getting pretty tired of these selfish parents who have six, seven children, when they cannot possibly provide or care for them all. These are the same heinous fuckwits who get touchy when you tell them that perhaps more judicious reproduction on their part might've saved society the burden of having to cradle their greasy American shit spawns. God forbid, anyone should act responsibly and reproduce only within their means. More to the point, god forbid anyone even mention that they're burdening society! Why, you'll be accused of fascism! Of trying to control another person's choices.

Fuck them. Beat them in public.

You know those shitty "Movie" movies?

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Ever wish you could write the studio and writer behind such amazing movies as Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans? What about the soon to be box office topper, Disaster Movie? (No, I'm not joking. It's a real movie.)

Well if this sounds like you, and I know it does, I've got some awesome information for you!

Jason Friedberg (Awesome Writer Guy)
10201 W Pico Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90064-2606
(310) 369-1000

Lionsgate Entertainment‎ (Awesome Production Company)
4553 Glencoe Ave, Marina Del Rey, CA
(310) 314-2000‎

If you contact these offices please show respect and restraint in your praise.

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