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Batman v Superman Trailer #1 (Short)

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I really like how they captured the skepticism and mixed reactions the world would have should somebody like Superman turn up in the world. And of course the nod to The Dark Knight Returns. But please refrain from the shallow "IT'S TOO GRIMDARK" blanket criticism. You know the two heroes are going to end up friends, they just don't want to give away what that looks like in the FIRST TRAILER, FFS.

 

Press Start To Begin: Scott Pilgrim vs The World: A Story of 1-Up-Manship, Or Toronto City Ransom

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(Long enough title, huh? Beat feet if you can take the heat, bro. See? With wit like that, I too could have been one of Ramona Flower's ex-boyfriends. The one that never leaves the house. Come over to my house and prepare to die, Scott Pilgrim!)

 

Scott and Ramona

Party Pooper: Scott Pilgrim (Cera) and Ramona Flowers (Winstead) 

 

It’s Far From X-cruciating, but “Wolverine” Lacks Claws

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"I'm good at what I do. And what I do isn't very nice."

Yet it's not particularly nasty, either, is it, Wolverine? Or is it James Howlett? Weapon X? Logan? Hugh? Whatever you call yourself, the terrible memories you spent the first two X-Men movies trying to uncover seem a little anticlimactic, and not a little underwhelming compared to your angst over them, especially if all we have to judge on is X-Men Origins: Wolverine, the latest in the Fox franchise of X-movies. Don't get me wrong, it didn't bore me. It just didn't impress me.

___cock

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Some Vue cinema over in the UK is preparing for the upcoming movie, Hancock. Luckily the construction crew took a break long enough to please our most immature side.

Not sure if they're holding the premier or just really excited. Either way some really lucky usher is going to have a huge cock to take home after the buzz has died down.

Transporter 3, Still Featuring Jason Statham

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Jason Statham, star of action and, well, more action movies, will step up for Transporter 3. Statham will be returning along side Francois Berleand (the cop then cook) and joining newcomer Robert Knepper from FOX's Prison Break.

The fun action flick featuring a driver for hire is probably not going to be much of a departure from the first two flicks. Although bring in a new director, Olivier Megaton, looks to mix things up a bit. Unfortunately (or... perhaps fortunately...) I haven't seen any of his work to form an opinion and prospect this new movie.

Here's hoping for more car chases and driving action... less random 'bomb removal with a jump and crane.'