Toei

 

GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

I wish we had a posting system that wasn't total cock cheese. Honestly, if you can see this post it's only because I pressed random things until it worked.

Anyway, if I can get it to work, I'll blog this new arc of Kai. I also plan to review that fucking terrible Rebuild of Evangelion 3 once Funimation squeezes that out of its anus. You Can (Not) Believe Somebody Was Paid Money To Write That Shit.

Also, I might blog the new Tomino Gundam show, but I'm taking a cautious approach until I can get more information on it. With Tomino, it can either be amazing or go very, very wrong.

 

 

Premise: Some God of Destruction awakens from a long sleep, discovers someone has defeated Freeza, and decides the universe needs balance (which I guess Freeza was providing by being a dick?) and challenges Goku. Despite the participation of Akira Toriyama himself in the development of this new movie, the same DBZ formula is likely to follow.

 

I wonder how Kaio got a new planet. The Kaioshins, perhaps? 

 

The first person to complain about Goku's voice, I shall stab that person in their very soul. (Though to be honest, the Kamehameha in the end isn't Nozawa's best work.)

How am I supposed to believe that Bardock can become a Super Saiyan? He's a low-class warrior who couldn't even scratch Freeza. Goku at least had trained in 100x gravity and had a zenkai. This is a stupifyingly retarded idea. I like the new animation, though.