Episode 65, "A Cute Face, and Super Power?! No. 18 vs Vegeta ", or "The Most Action Kuririn's Gotten In Years"
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Synopsis: Vegeta engages Artificial Human 18 in combat. Things are fairly even for a while, but before he knows it, Vegeta is lagging behind, even as a Super Saiyan. Done playing around, 18 makes short work of Vegeta. Trunks and the others (minus Kuririn) jump in to help, but are easily taken out by the androids. Kuririn questions why they would follow Gero's commands after having killed him, but to 17 it's all a game. More bizarrely, 18 gives Kuririn a kiss goodbye, leaving the bald fighter confused.
Comments:
Wow. Vegeta sure is a dick. He basically killed that truck driver. That guy probably had five, six kids, and was barely scraping out a living driving a truck in a world full of dinosaurs and killer androids, trying to put food on the table, working long hours, listening to Bubba the Love Sponge eat on the radio, taking No-Doze pills to stay awake. Shit, all he wanted was them to get out of the way for a few moments so he could get where he was going and they'd be able to continue their battle just fine, but no. Somebody had to be an asshole. And that somebody is a Russ Troll-hair-having douchebag with a Napoleon Complex. Fuck you, pal. Respect those FTEs out there.
Artificial Human 16 is, how do I put this? Mildly retarded, I suspect. I mean, I guess if you're a really powerful robot guy you have time to stop and listen to the birds tweet, but Rain Man-Bot here's practically doing a Snow White routine while everybody else is engaged in combat. Just because you were only programmed to kill Goku, doesn't mean you can't at least pretend to have some enthusiasm, man.
Then there's Kuririn. If it's possible, a man who needs to get laid more than I do. And you know, it's not like he couldn't. There's got to be some kind of groupies that come with having participated in the Tenkaichi Budoukai. So deprived of contact from a woman that a single kiss on the cheek paralyzes him in fear. If he had a little more moxie, he'd get her to defect by sedu... ahahahahaha, yeah, nevermind. Though it was pretty interesting that he thought to simply ask them to stop. It would have been hilarious if they decided, "Oh, all right." Hey, it didn't hurt to ask. He even got some action.
Also, way to help your friends out.
Overall Score:
4 out of 5
