I’m glad they’re finally doing a Flash storyline for one of these animated movies, even if it’s the one that gave us the confusing New 52 status quo (seriously, how was Damian Wayne ten if Bruce Wayne has only been Batman for six years?). Kevin Conroy is Batman (just, uh… not the one in this trailer), Dana Delany is Lois Lane, Nathan Fillion is Hal Jordan, and Tim Daly’s son Sam is Superman (you’ll understand when you see). Oooh, and Ron Perlman is Slade/Deathstroke! Cary Elwes is Aquaman! Oh, and Cyborg’s in it (who gives a fuck about Cyborg?).
Author: Penguin Truth
Dragon Ball Z: Battle of the Gods Clip
Wow, that looks, moves, and sounds fucking gorgeous. Guaranteed purchase from me when we get it over here. Unf. The only problem I have is that there’s a weird glare, an over saturation of color, I think. It can be a little overwhelming.
I wonder how Kaio got a new planet? This one seems bigger than the previous one. I know that in the notes for the movie, Toriyama said it was Birusu who made Kaio’s previous planet small to begin with because he destroyed most of it and Kaio had to reconstruct it. Now Kaio has a bigger planet and Birusu appears and wrecks it again? What a bad guest.
Mawaru Penguindrum English Dub Criticism… COMING SOON
I’m working on it, you nattering troglodytes.
Gundam Unicorn Episode 6 PV
Mawaru Penguindrum English Dub Sample
penguindrumdub from torchika on Vimeo.
Now stop bothering me about it, you nattering busybodies. Can’t you see I’m trying to have a DBZ-related breakdown? Enjoy this awkward and underwhelming English dub of my favorite anime of 2011.
And yes, that is Monica Rial as Himari.
Now stop posting unrelated comments on my other entries.
Dragon Ball Z Goku Scene Comparisons
You watch this, you ignorant little shitfucks. I’m not going to say this shit again (today). I’ll show you how to watch this 20 something year old overly long action cartoon for eight year olds the right fucking way (my way). Now, I’ve had these videos up on my YT account for a while, but I wanted to put them here anyway, in case you don’t magically know my account name, because you can’t read my mind (how much more worthless can you be?). Now, to some of you, this is preaching to the choir. If you’re here and you don’t already agree with me on everything (all four of you), you should pay attention. If you do agree with me, sit back down. You’re not getting that third slice of Sarah Lee’s banana cream pie just yet, and keep that Pabst Blue Ribbon away from your laptop, it’ll spill and you won’t be able to angrily fap to incest hentai if it ruins your computer, you festering piles of mule snot.
Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Trailer
Premise: Some God of Destruction awakens from a long sleep, discovers someone has defeated Freeza, and decides the universe needs balance (which I guess Freeza was providing by being a dick?) and challenges Goku. Despite the participation of Akira Toriyama himself in the development of this new movie, the same DBZ formula is likely to follow.
I wonder how Kaio got a new planet. The Kaioshins, perhaps?
The first person to complain about Goku’s voice, I shall stab that person in their very soul. (Though to be honest, the Kamehameha in the end isn’t Nozawa’s best work.)
Penguin Truth’s Top 0010 Bond Films
I love a good James Bond movie. Hell, I even love some of the terrible ones. What other film franchise has lasted as long as the Bond series? Why does he endure so? Decades of people have grown up with the suave British spy working for Her Majesty’s Secret Service, seducing women, rolling his eyes at long villain speeches, driving cars with revolving license plates, and using pen grenades to fight guys with guns made of pens and lighters to stop ridiculous satellite weapons in time for a drink and a shag. Ian Fleming wrote 11 novels and several short stories of the Eton-educated, chain-smoking, commie-killing "blunt instrument", most of which were transformed into movies. Fleming died (during the filming of Goldfinger) well before the well ran dry, so he never got to see his creation star in 23 Eon Productions movies and a couple of "unofficial" ones. I, however, have watched every one of them, most of them at least twice, some of them several more times than that.
Too Hot For Channel Awesome: What Got Me Banned From Commenting At TGWTG
My thoughts on the latest episode of Doug Walker’s Demo Reel on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com:
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The only thing less funny than Demo Reel is Uncle Yo. The man has never approached humorous in his entire life. Except it’s humorous how people think he’s entertaining, so I guess that counts for something.
No, he’s just awful. I’ve had funnier bowel movements. I’ve heard more laughter at Sloan Kettering. Pagliacci elicits more chuckles. Uncle Yo isn’t anti-humor, he’s negative-humor. He actually destroys existing humor. Things that were previously amusing, mirthful, and jolly have now become permanently devoid of said funny. For instance? Ghostbusters is now not funny, because Uncle Yo once came in contact with it. Go watch it again. Seriously. It’s now no longer funny, because of him. He is anti-matter to humor. Un-humor, I’d call it. When he comes into contact with comedy, it is destroyed in a blaze of hackiness.