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Batman Eternal #46 Review

 

He’s been held up by a steel rod.

 

Is Batman Eternal? Or is it just taking an eternity to get to Lincoln March, the obvious villain behind all this? Lord Death Man mocks, Ra’s al Ghul talks, and the villains have stocks in this forty-sixth entry in DC’s weekly Batman decompression exercise. Though while my patience is waning, I didn’t mind seeing Batman putting the pieces together, even if he got the wrong picture based on recent events. It’s always good to see Ra’s al Ghul, anyway, who enjoys messing with Batman’s head about his legacy, and what villain knows Batman as intimately as Ra’s (heh, aside from his daughter!)? And he’s not the only immortal in this issue! read more

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Cross Ange Episode 20 – Supporter’s Medley (Or: The Good Waifu)

 

Hokay, first things first: Anybody who had grievances over Cross Ange Episode 1 will probably have even more with this episode. How exactly? The very nature of how Embryo tries to break Ange. You think being detained and then anally probed was something? Well how about a God touching you in magical spots that either instantly sends a shock of intense pain through your body or puts you into such immense fits of pleasure that you cannot help but drop what you are doing to  jack off? ‘Cuz that’s what Embryo did, putting a stop to Ange’s game of playing hard to get, which usually involves his murder. Granted it is within context of the show, finally showcasing his arrogance and what he will do to get what he wants, but sheesh. Just… VERY sheesh. Put it in your pipe and take a big drag of that Has-sheesh when it comes to some God attempting to domesticate the wild horse that is Ange. read more

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Batman Eternal #45 Review

Batman vs Nico Robin?

 

Mr. Bygone’s a host, Batwing judo chops ghosts, and Harper abandons her post in this spooky, ooky, and pretty freaking goofy forty fifth in the increasingly meandering (but still worthwhile overall) weekly Batman title. Jim Corrigan interrogates Professor Milo with his fist, but of course Milo was transferring his credits from chemistry to necromancy, and he can’t do that mid-semester. Harper tries to talk some sense into her new suburban blond friend. And Batman discovers that The Demon’s Head has been diversifying his portfolio. But come on, writers. We know who’s behind this at this point, and it ain’t the Middle Eastern immortal with the Fu Manchu. read more

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Cross Ange Episode 19 – Embryo Muyo!

Ange ain’t having none of your bullshit.

Boy I love it when episodes of this show feel brisk when watching. We not only get quite a bit explained about why Salia, Ersha, and Chris join Embryo, but we get to spend more time with God himself. Embryo’s been rather an enigmatic presence in the series, what with his resurrecting and the overwhelming fear and hatred his mere name generates from people. As such, knowing him a bit more is the most welcome of developments, especially when it takes place at the potential epicenter of the final conflict. read more

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Batman Eternal #44 Review

 

"I’m trying to get on a plane heah, ya chowdahead!"

Professor Milo’s out of school, Batman fights ghouls, and Steph acts the fool in the underwhelming forty-fourth installment in DC’s usually good weekly Batman tome. Ah, the supernatural part of this storyline. I thought you’d been put to bed with the destruction of Arkham and Jim Corrigan’s exorcism of Maxie Zeus. If only it was. But unfortunately, we return to all the ghost crap because Batman recalls that Milo (now a professor appearing in the Gotham Academy book) was involved in that whole haunted Arkham situation with Deacon Blackfire, and Milo’s coincidentally making his way to a plane out of town. I guess his students don’t have to complete all their homework. read more

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Cross Ange Episode 18 – To answer the previous question: Of course not.

Kuizzu desu – Who was it that nobody cared for until I put on the mask!?

Well to absolutely no surprise, Ange spends most of the episode under water with the remnants of Arzenal. Also to absolutely no surprise, Commander Jill’s kinda gone a bit crazy. Still reeling from the assault on Arzenal, she’s now gone down the path of being Little Miss Machiavelli, willing to sacrifice anybody who aids in Libertus (including potential DRAGONs). Of course, Ange and Tusk (ah fuck it, I’m invested enough to refer to him by his real name now), think that isn’t cool and thus have to make a daring escape now that they realize everybody sucks but DRAGONs. read more

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Batman Eternal #43 Review

Steph’s in the lair of the Cat, where the two of them chat, they’re joined by the Bat, and Harper thinks Steph’s a brat, all in this forty-third installment of DC’s weekly Batman serial. Cullen is recovering and back home, which is also where our fair haired ninja girl is staying now. Selina has a little theory about her loyalty to her father and Harper thinks she’s just being stubborn (look who’s talking, girl). And aside from some of the weird noses, David Lafuente’s art combined with the coloring makes for some great visuals, and a good issue becomes even better because of it. read more

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Cross Ange Episode 17 – A Return to Norma-lcy?

Tame that Tusk

Looks like my hopes were somewhat dashed when I said Ange, Not-Kira, Vivian, and Salamandinay would return to Earth and start a ruckus. They do return, mind you, but only into the waiting trap made by Embryo and his new squadron of Black Vilkisses, pilots of which are a few familiar faces. So as a result of this, the entire Misurugi Empire invasion is delayed indefinitely. Now Ange, Not-Kira, and Vivian have to deal with not only old friends who are new foes but also what the remnants of Arzenal will want to do with her when they meet again. read more

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Batman Eternal #42 Review

Pictured: A thing that does not happen until the next issue.

 

Bluebird attacks, Hatter’s back on the rack, Batman gives a smack, and Steph fades to black in this forty-second (don’t panic) issue of DC’s weekly Batman hootenanny. We discover that Mrs. Brown has awful taste in decor, vigilante action is harder than it looks, Batman’s had enough of his rogues piling on, and Tim’s pity party isn’t bullet proof. Bluebird’s action debut is a comedy of errors… or is it action of errors? Whatever it was, it was still very awesome. Who can keep track of all those pouches? Not me. read more

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Cross Ange Episode 16 – Interspecies Intramurals

Well finally the show is getting somewhere. After two episodes of world building and exposition, Salamandinay gets a chance to shine as a character instead of be this enlightened figure of wonder. So what does that mean for the audience? It means it is time for a bonding episode! A DRAGON Princess dedicated to the fall of Embryo! A disenchanted former Princess cum Paramail pilot! Now unencumbered by the necessity of explaining what the shit is going on, they can now move forward to an ever greater union through competitive sports battles spanning from tennis to Twister! read more

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