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How to Piss off Conservatives on Twitter

Enjoy a little parody of this deliciously retarded article...

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I never thought that pissing off Conservatives would become one of my favorite hobbies of all time but it has so I thought I'd share some ways you too can Piss off a Conservative. These pissing off tips can be used probably anywhere but since I spend way too much time on Twitter and only allow Conservatives on my Facebook page, that's my focus.

I hope you enjoy much success in your quest to Piss of Conservatives. I promise you it's lots of fun!!

1. Use facts and logic. Conservatives hate and despise facts and logic. Neither make sense to them. They cannot understand either. They use neither. They only use emotion to promote their 'cause'.

A Trip Down Memory Lane, Part 1

This past weekend I had the fortune of visiting my folks back home for the 4th of July weekend. While home I decided to dig out two of my toy chests, giant plastic bins, with a hodgepodge of toys from every point in my life. My main intent was to photograph some of the more memorable items. Perhaps these toys are pretty kick ass, perhaps my nostalgia glasses are on full blast, but either way it was good to see some of them again. For the most part most of my old toys are in pretty worn condition, some barely exist anymore. Take for instance what's left of my beloved Optimus Prime G2…
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