You watch this, you ignorant little shitfucks. I’m not going to say this shit again (today). I’ll show you how to watch this 20 something year old overly long action cartoon for eight year olds the right fucking way (my way). Now, I’ve had these videos up on my YT account for a while, but I wanted to put them here anyway, in case you don’t magically know my account name, because you can’t read my mind (how much more worthless can you be?). Now, to some of you, this is preaching to the choir. If you’re here and you don’t already agree with me on everything (all four of you), you should pay attention. If you do agree with me, sit back down. You’re not getting that third slice of Sarah Lee’s banana cream pie just yet, and keep that Pabst Blue Ribbon away from your laptop, it’ll spill and you won’t be able to angrily fap to incest hentai if it ruins your computer, you festering piles of mule snot.
Videos
Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods Trailer
Premise: Some God of Destruction awakens from a long sleep, discovers someone has defeated Freeza, and decides the universe needs balance (which I guess Freeza was providing by being a dick?) and challenges Goku. Despite the participation of Akira Toriyama himself in the development of this new movie, the same DBZ formula is likely to follow.
I wonder how Kaio got a new planet. The Kaioshins, perhaps?
The first person to complain about Goku’s voice, I shall stab that person in their very soul. (Though to be honest, the Kamehameha in the end isn’t Nozawa’s best work.)
King Arthur and the Knights of Justice teach you pointless pointless shit.
A long time ago, I reviewed a cartoon called "King Arthur and the Knights of Justice". It was awful and people are stupid to think it was ever a classic and good. I then realized earlier that I never did people a service and uploaded all the PSAs from the second season on Youtube, something that has not been done at all really except for a few. So… "enjoy".
Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0 Commercial
Evangelion 3.0 Opening 6 Minutes
So, yeah… pretty awesome. I’d let Pirate Asuka handle my Jolly Roger, if you know what I mean. (I MEANT MY PENIS.) (Wait, she’s how old again?) (So yeah, definitely would let her.)
Why was this not here earlier? I have to return and do this? For shame, other ORers. Forcing me to actually do something.
(My top 10 favorite Bond movies list is in the works.)
Evangelion Rebuild 3.0 – Second Teaser Trailer
Oooh, now with Mari’s new Eva unit (Unit-09?)…
Thanks to this trailer 4 the Answer is going to be stuck in my head all day.
Iron Man 3 – Official Trailer
Evangelion Rebuild 3.0 – First Trailer
Here it is, so hot off the presses that it’s not even a properly captured video!
After all this waiting anything new or unexpected? Well… no, not really. At the least it hints at more Asuka and Mari battle shenanigans. It’ll be a long, long wait until the BluRay release and eventual subbed rip here in the USA. Sigh.