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“HERP DERP OBAMA ISN’T A CITIZEN!” Says Sore Losers

What’s with all these “Obama birthers”?

Is it that Republicans, so shocked by having a well-read, educated, somewhat liberal President in the White House, are so desperately grasping at straws to deny his validty as a leader they have to go this far even now? Is it just political sour grapes, or are conservative types really this delusional? I suppose when all your guidance in life comes from a book of hijacked Pagan myths and private conversations with an invisible sky father, your logic and reason is a little out of whack.

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David Letterman Is A Pussy

First, may I say, Sarah Palin is a terrible, terrible person, and I hate to give her any attention. I wish we’d all stop talking about her, because we’re only making her seem important, like somebody of significance. She’s trying to ride on this new wave of press so she can stay in the public eye for later power-grabbing for the nutso Sky Father puppets.